2009 Campers:
| Playa Name: | Dr. Responsible |
| Hometown: | Boston, MA |
| Office: | Head Chief in Charge of Matters Relating or Pertaining to Responsibility; Sysadmin; Web Developer; Power Pedaler; KJ; Camp Foreman |
| Description: | Dr. Responsible has led a long and troubled and short and glorious life. He was born to a mother and father, each of whom descended from a long line of people that fucked each other. At his first burn, he discovered an innate desire to be responsible for himself and his friends in times of dire need, and was hence dubbed Mr. Responsible. And in his sophomore burn, he earned his doctorate in responsibility by declaring it so. |
| Burns: | 2007, 2008, 2009 |
| Playa Name: | Mojito Molly |
| Hometown: | San Diego, CA |
| Office: | Executive Tarbender; Personal Shopper; Camp Foreman |
| Description: | The most experienced burner, aged Mojito Molly brought us all along for the ride. Maker of the best damn mojito on the Playa. |
| Burns: | 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 |
| Playa Name: | Scout |
| Hometown: | Amherst, MA |
| Office: | Green Guru; Scout |
| Description: | Young and ambitious, Scout will scout it all out! |
| Burns: | 2008, 2009 |
| Playa Name: | Thomas |
| Hometown: | Washington, DC |
| Office: | |
| Description: | Tom is new to this. |
| Burns: | 2009 |
| Playa Name: | Magneato |
| Hometown: | Boston, MA |
| Office: | Camp Cyclist; Power Pedaler; Camp Foreman |
| Description: | |
| Burns: | 2008, 2009 |
| Playa Name: | Grant |
| Hometown: | Amherst, MA |
| Office: | |
| Description: | |
| Burns: | 2009 |
| Playa Name: | Matt |
| Hometown: | San Francisco, CA |
| Office: | Lighting Technician |
| Description: | |
| Burns: | 2009 |
| Playa Name: | Laura |
| Hometown: | San Fransisco, CA |
| Office: | Head Chef |
| Description: | |
| Burns: | 2009 |
| Playa Name: | Alison |
| Hometown: | Seattle, WA |
| Office: | Head Chef |
| Description: | Burning Man virgin, please be gentle. |
| Burns: | 2009 |
Camp Genealogy:
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